You have been awarded a prize for insolence,
And given an award for your mastery of stupidity,
Lounged you have in the folly of your silliness,

And showered in the liquidity of thy nonsense,
Accolades for your supreme frailties are tremendous,
Not even the wit of your shallowness matches it grandeur,
Beyond grey clouds hath thy insecurities flown.
And in the pride of yourself consciousness you’ve marched forward
If only you could see thyself in the mirror of each staring eye
Then from their lips will your only certification lye